I formally apologize.
About what, you ask?
I was a Crocs hater. Who in their right mind wouldn’t be? They’re ugly. They’re rubber. What the heck could possibly be redeeming about them?
After assessing how much walking I was doing, how no shoes I have seemed to make my feet not hurt after walking only a few feet or so, and listening to several friends espouse their virtues (including one that called them ‘orgasms for your feet’) I decided to give them a try.
Wow.
Today I walked all over campus. In the rain. I’d say I covered roughly 2 miles. My feet never hurt once.
So I apologize for hating on Crocs so hard. I can only describe my relationship with them now as love-hate. I love how good they feel. How I can walk that much and not have my feet hurt. I still think they’re ugly. I bought black. I refuse to buy other ridiculous colors. I still hate the way they look.
I love the ‘orgasms for my feet’ feeling.
