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| Thirteen of the cheesiest/trashiest pick-up lines ever… |
Come on…at one time or another you know you were dying to use one of these!!!
1. Can I borrow a quarter? Because my mom told me to call home when I found the man/woman of my dreams.
2. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
3. Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can sure see myself there!
4. That shirt looks good on you. It would look even better on the floor next to my bed after we had sex.
5. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
6. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
7. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
8. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next boyfriend/girlfriend
9. Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re Mmmm Mmmm Good!
10. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
11. You make a ‘come here’ motion with your little finger. When they walk over, you say, “I just made you come with my little finger. Imagine what I could do with my whole body.”
12. That shirt is very becoming on you. And if I were on you, I’d be coming too.
13. You: What winks and f**ks like a tiger? Them: What? You: *wink*
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Ohhhh….how chhheeeeesssyyyy
By: Nicole on February 21, 2008
at 2:31 am
Very funny list, but oh, how I would cringe if any of these got used on me! No, I take that back, I’d cringe and I’d run…..!
Thanks for posting! Mine is up at:
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By: bella mocha on February 21, 2008
at 6:04 am
Funny stuff and cheesy like you said. I swear that my computer monitor was covered in Velveeta after reading this. I am proud to say that I have never used these or any other cheesy pickup lines on women. Have a splendid Thursday.
By: Malcolm on February 21, 2008
at 9:26 am
What a funny list! Although I would make a run for it too if anyone tried them on me!
I can’t reach the TT homepage, what’s wrong?
By: Jientje on February 21, 2008
at 11:31 am
ROFL!!! That was hilarious! I don’t think I’ve ever heard of any of those…..not sure if that’s a good or a bad
Loved it!
By: Sandy (Momisodes) on February 21, 2008
at 12:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I’m still laughing at #2!
Great idea for a TT and thank you for the laughs!
By: Nicole on February 21, 2008
at 1:15 pm
LOLOLOL I promise, though, that I never used any of these, or was even tempted. “Hello, I am extremely rich.” worked well for me!
By: Nicholas on February 21, 2008
at 5:29 pm
#9 is a crack up!
These were, for the most part, pretty corny. Funny. But corny.
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By: Corina on February 21, 2008
at 11:41 pm
Interesting list … most of which I’ve not heard. I suppose one benefit of being 63 is that no one uses lines like this with me any more.
Hugs and blessings,
By: storyteller on February 22, 2008
at 12:09 pm