It’s weekly meme time again, and in my normal fashion, I have stolen this meme from Tense Teacher.

My Roommate and I once…Ok. When I was in college, I lived at the beach near the school, as most of the upperclassmen did. It was a very young, college centered community. Anyway…my roommate and I once woke up one morning to discover a strange guy laying naked in our bathroom. We thought he might have been the date-o-the night of one of our other roommates. Turns out that whoever the last person to come in was didn’t lock the door, and this drunk guy just came in and passed out in our bathroom.

Never in my life have I…done any kind of illegal drugs.

High school was… hell on earth. I hated it. You couldn’t pay me enough to go back.

When I am nervous… I get really, really quiet (more so than normal), turn pale and feel nauseous. When we were in San Francisco, my boy was nervous to bring me lunch the day I had to give my first presentation because he thought I was going to throw up.

My hair… currently a brown/reddish shade with blonde highlights. I told them to match my natural color (dark blonde/light brown). I’m not sure where the red came from. It falls just barely past my shoulders. I hate the current cut.

When I was 5… I got chicken pox, and cried because I had to miss a week of school.

By this time next year…I’ll be getting ready to do my dissertation proposal. Yikes.

My favorite aunt is… my godmother. Even though she’s not technically a blood relative, she’s my favorite by far.

I have a hard time understanding…math. And why some people can be so hopelessly stupid.

You know I like you if…I introduce you to my boy.

My ideal breakfast is…a pecan waffle in Cleary’s Cafe in Savannah.

If you visit my hometown…don’t expect much – it’s one of those fabulously homogeneous suburbs in CT of NYC. Boring.  And getting way too overdeveloped.

If you spend the night at my house…I’ll make you good Italian food, and my cat Allie will head butt you a lot.

My favorite blond is….my friend Megan

My favorite brunette is…I think my boy qualifies.

The animal I would like to see flying is…An elephant. Just because I think that would be really funny.

I shouldn’t have been…so stupid about relationships when I was younger.

Last night…I did something in Chicago!

I’ve been told I look like…no one famous. If I’m with my mom, I’m told I look like her. If I’m with my dad, I’m told I look like him. If I’m with both of them, no one can figure out who I look like.

If I could have any car it would be…a hybrid. Unless I didn’t have to pay for gas. Then I’d get an SUV of some kind, because I like being higher than the cars around me.